DrEvil
08-15-2003, 10:08 PM
Are You A Computer Geek?
1. Can you do a error-free installation of Windows ME?
2. Have people stopped trying reach you by phone since your computer is always on.
3. The only time you log-off your computer is when it's time to go to work.
4. Can type your top 100 favorite web sites, by heart?
5. Can you access more than 40 adult pay-per-view sites?
6. Do you download more than 50Mb of from a binary newsgroup, in one session?
7. If while reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look at a
photograph.
8. While watching a sunset you comment, that the image would be look better as a jpg.
9. While driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate internet addresses.
10. When someone tells you to remember something, and you look for File/Save command.
11. When you discover there is no little car icon with a forward arrow on the dashboard of your car, to make it go.
12. When you find it easier to look up the National Weather Service Weather/mytown/ now.html than to simply look out the window.
13. When the only things you buy are bought... online.
14. Have your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours straight.
15. When you find yourself engaged to someone you've never actually met; except through e-mail.
16. When you log-off from a session in your favorite newsgroup... and your log reads: Online time: 56 hours 24 minutes.
17. When your internet provider suggests you to a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month online time.
18. When that 112Gb hard drive is full with mp3's
19. When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
20. If you have installed a "online" light installed on your car to tell you when the engine is running.
21. When you modify the programming of your car's computers and actually get better mileage.
22. When you can access the Net - via your portable and cellular phone.
23. Do you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window?
24. When you try to play Unreal in your car's CD player.
25. If every sentence you utter begins with, "This one time on the internet..."
26. You insist on seeing the movie "Hackers" - for the 63rd time.
27. If magazines like "Internet World" are of greater interest than "Playboy" or "Playgirl". addresses.
28. If you have more than 40 passwords.
29. If you set up a web page for yourself, each of your kids... and all your pets.
30. If you don't know anyone who doesn't have an e-mail addresses.
31. If you think 'safe sex' means doing it online.
32. If you send letter bombs to Metallica every time Napster is shut down.
33. If you maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses.
34. If you can write a list like this or can relate to it.
1. Can you do a error-free installation of Windows ME?
2. Have people stopped trying reach you by phone since your computer is always on.
3. The only time you log-off your computer is when it's time to go to work.
4. Can type your top 100 favorite web sites, by heart?
5. Can you access more than 40 adult pay-per-view sites?
6. Do you download more than 50Mb of from a binary newsgroup, in one session?
7. If while reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look at a
photograph.
8. While watching a sunset you comment, that the image would be look better as a jpg.
9. While driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate internet addresses.
10. When someone tells you to remember something, and you look for File/Save command.
11. When you discover there is no little car icon with a forward arrow on the dashboard of your car, to make it go.
12. When you find it easier to look up the National Weather Service Weather/mytown/ now.html than to simply look out the window.
13. When the only things you buy are bought... online.
14. Have your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours straight.
15. When you find yourself engaged to someone you've never actually met; except through e-mail.
16. When you log-off from a session in your favorite newsgroup... and your log reads: Online time: 56 hours 24 minutes.
17. When your internet provider suggests you to a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month online time.
18. When that 112Gb hard drive is full with mp3's
19. When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
20. If you have installed a "online" light installed on your car to tell you when the engine is running.
21. When you modify the programming of your car's computers and actually get better mileage.
22. When you can access the Net - via your portable and cellular phone.
23. Do you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window?
24. When you try to play Unreal in your car's CD player.
25. If every sentence you utter begins with, "This one time on the internet..."
26. You insist on seeing the movie "Hackers" - for the 63rd time.
27. If magazines like "Internet World" are of greater interest than "Playboy" or "Playgirl". addresses.
28. If you have more than 40 passwords.
29. If you set up a web page for yourself, each of your kids... and all your pets.
30. If you don't know anyone who doesn't have an e-mail addresses.
31. If you think 'safe sex' means doing it online.
32. If you send letter bombs to Metallica every time Napster is shut down.
33. If you maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses.
34. If you can write a list like this or can relate to it.