Orgnoi1
12-23-2004, 09:14 AM
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a
great
price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains
Steve
has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents
one
evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house.
She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. "No matter what happens
at
dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago
about
doing the dinner dishes. We haven't done any since... and the first
person
to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn’t
exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to
the
ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Steve decides to
have a
little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has
sex
with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered,
her
father is obviously livid, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when Steve
and
his girlfriend resume their placs at the dinner table, nobody says a
word.
A few minutes later, Steve grabs his girlfriend’s mom, throws her onto
the
table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her
father is boiling, and her mother is a little more pleased. But still,
there
is complete silence at the table.
Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Steve
remembers his motorcycle outside and so he jumps up and grabs his jar
of
Vaseline.
With a look of terror in his eyes, the girlfriend’s father backs away
from
the table and exclaims, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the damn
dishes!"
great
price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains
Steve
has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents
one
evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house.
She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. "No matter what happens
at
dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago
about
doing the dinner dishes. We haven't done any since... and the first
person
to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn’t
exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to
the
ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Steve decides to
have a
little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has
sex
with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered,
her
father is obviously livid, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when Steve
and
his girlfriend resume their placs at the dinner table, nobody says a
word.
A few minutes later, Steve grabs his girlfriend’s mom, throws her onto
the
table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her
father is boiling, and her mother is a little more pleased. But still,
there
is complete silence at the table.
Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Steve
remembers his motorcycle outside and so he jumps up and grabs his jar
of
Vaseline.
With a look of terror in his eyes, the girlfriend’s father backs away
from
the table and exclaims, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the damn
dishes!"