TLSBrian
05-12-2006, 11:45 AM
>A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.
>The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he's sure
>that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself
and
>have some fun at the deputy's expense.
>
>Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
>Lawyer says, "What for?"
>Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign".
>Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
>registration, please."
>
>Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
>that's the law. "License and registration, please!"
>
>
>Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down
>and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me
the
>ticket, if not, you let me go and don't give me a ticket."
>
>
>Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
>At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
>the crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just
>slow down?"
>The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he's sure
>that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself
and
>have some fun at the deputy's expense.
>
>Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
>Lawyer says, "What for?"
>Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign".
>Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
>registration, please."
>
>Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
>that's the law. "License and registration, please!"
>
>
>Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down
>and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me
the
>ticket, if not, you let me go and don't give me a ticket."
>
>
>Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
>At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
>the crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just
>slow down?"